Julio Pizarro

The trolls are all dressed up as part of their plan, to ambush one jolly and fat little man.

You know trolls have been around for a long time.
No one knows how it started but some have opined,
that it started with cave men, yes those troglodytes,
who huddled in caves on prehistoric nights,
who had wandered too far in the deep parts of caves,
in the darkest of parts where the trolls always stayed.
For reasons unknown, since those primitive days
even when cavemen ran screaming from caves,
those in the know are completely convinced,
that like lice, trolls have stuck with mankind ever since.

Most people don’t know trolls but trolls they know us,
what they hear through the pipes as they lurk in the dust,
it’s just like that poem it gets somewhat muffled,
and in their troll brains it gets even more shuffled.
The thoughts they are left with are really bizarre,
like the thought that all babies have more heads than arms.
Regardless these clever trolls it would appear,
created an ambush right now that I fear
will make us all look bad you see their disguised
like family, like us. Look how they improvised.
And then to make this charade feel complete,
they’re covering our pictures with theirs while you sleep!

First you should probably take their disguise,
to leave them like that would be really unwise.
Before they replace all our pictures with trolls,
convince them to wrap them with ribbons and bows.
Remember they’re lazy so they will all think,
it’s less work and they will be done in a blink.
So go wrap one frame and then give them the ribbon,
they’ll finish and think all our photos are hidden. 

 

Trolls in the bowl