Trolls are ugly in a cute kind of way,
but don’t call them cute or they’ll ruin your day.
You see, they like ugly, which you may have guessed,
and to find the worst names they set out on a quest.
The worst name they find will for them be the best,
since the ugly is what wins this ugly contest,
and the ugliest troll with the ugliest name,
wins the right to be boss in this ugly troll game.
Still no troll has ever been boss from this rite,
they’re trolls so they just end up getting in fights.
Trolls can’t agree on which troll wins the prize,
’cause each troll believes it has won in its eyes.
Perhaps if you gave each a name they’d go home.
It must be the worst they would ever have known.
Something like Toemoss, Pitfungus, Hairglue.
Or maybe the word for the gum on your shoe
that gets real dirty from walking about.
Well that kind of name would beat all others out.
Of course you don’t have to join in this game;
there are other options for giving them names.
A sweet name like SprinklePinkFairyBouquet,
might just be the trick to send them on their way.
Of course it’s the game not the rules they’re about,
so give them a name and I guess we’ll find out.
Just don’t be surprised if the trolls hang around,
we should hang around too and see how this goes down.
So think first and make up a name for each one,
write a note with the name for each one when you’re done.