You want me to wait up, to hold up one second?
This doesn’t add up or make sense so you reckon?
How will this help catch a Santa and eat it?
Trolls don’t make sense, they make trouble, believe it.
Instead of them using our vital TP,
Since TP with tree leaves would feel prickly,
Switch out those rolls they have under the tree
with garland so they’ll spruce up our tree for free.
Also those signs we should try to prevent.
Don’t let this intense misadventure commence.
Change their bad signs with your own ornaments,
and let them do something that makes much more sense.