If one troll has a broom it sweeps dirt in the room, but this all turns to grief when it’s not one but two!

Now since you have trolls you should not be afraid,
they’re all mostly harmless just real misbehaved.
It’s more like a pesky mosquito or fly,
buzzing nonstop near your ear or your eye.
Still I must warn you they are trouble makers,
why even troll moms call their troll kids heart breakers.
While you clean messes of various sorts
they’ll be out causing mischief again just for sport.

This isn’t a point that I want to belabor
but trolls generally do make for bad neighbors.
They’re noisy and nosy and real avid pranksters,
things you don’t do since it’s not in your nature.

I don’t want to sound like I think its ok,
but they do have a reason for being this way.
Trolls live with trolls,
this alone is unpleasant,
and lived in dark places from past until present,
but I would say never,
not one time,
not ever,
has anyone shown a troll how to be better.

So why not keep giving them good things to do,
things useful in one way if not in a few.
What that thing should be is for you to think through,
if it’s useful to someone, especially you,
then I promise to them it will be something new.
Something new that is good has been way overdue,
for a troll or two whose stone-age point of view,
is so immature that is all smells like poo,
and won’t fit with the festive season this year,
when people enjoy feeling holiday cheer.