One fact that I think I neglected to mention,
is trolls are all real bad at paying attention.
Not only are trolls known for getting bored easy,
we also know now that they’re all like Houdini.
These sneaky Houdinis they all sat there watching,
but each of their watching soon gave way to plotting,
and plotting gave way to a plan put in play,
and no sooner they thought it they all got away.
You know when we eat and then go watch TV,
and soon we start thinking that we are hungry.
We cannot be hungry no way and no how,
And yet in our heads we hear our stomachs growl.
They got hungry too and sought out food instead,
commercials may be what put food in their heads.
As all of their stomachs in unison growled,
they left that TV like wild cats on the prowl.
They slipped out the living room, went for the phone
and ordered in pizza with cash they don’t own.
They then snatched the candy canes all off the tree,
but trolls don’t trust trolls so they’ve each hidden three.
Trolls when they scavenge have fun on the brain,
and by fun I mean trouble, to trolls it’s the same.
The first thing to do is stop all their fun,
which means stop all their trouble, and then when that’s done,
find candy canes they took, each troll has hid three,
find them and put the back high on the tree.
Since all trolls hate snow they might fear a snow man,
make several snow men however you can,
and put them where food is to keep the food safe.
Now to see if this works we may just have to wait.